I’ve been punched, kicked, spit at, kept awake for days, and had the body fluids deposited all over my body. That’s motherhood.
Being a mother his hard work. They burst out of your body in one of the most painful ways possible, and then use their huge baby blues to hook you into keeping them alive while they deprive you of sleep, depend on you for food, require you to clean up after them, and generally hang on you 24-7. It’s the fluids though that get me the most. I don’t like them on me, but I don’t like when they’re keeping my children up either. I understand there’s a device out there that you can use to actually suck (with your mouth) the snot out of your kids nose. But I’m sure it’s just a gag gift (emphasis on GAG) because gross. I’m on MockMom today – check it out.