Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving - #NaBloPoMo

For Thanksgiving, I thought maybe you guys could use a few jokes…

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-vest!

What key won’t open any door?
A turkey!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off!

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
(To prove he wasn’t chicken!)

What does Dracula call Thanksgiving?
Fangs-giving.

Where do you find a turkey with no legs?
Exactly where you left it!

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!

Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such fowl language.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Maybe, if you’d like, you could pop over and give some of my November posts at Sammiches and Psych Meds a bit of love if you haven’t seen them yet:

Otherwise – all happiness to you and yours for the holiday!  I’ll be back tomorrow (and every day until the end of November for #NaBloPoMo!

NaBloPoMo November 2015

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